Monday, February 15, 2010

Rex Ryan Part III x Rexy so Sexy

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As if enough fun hasn't already been poked at Rex Ryan's weight in the past, the latest pictures and footage of Ryan's Buddha belly seen at a hockey game earlier this week will surely have you disgusted and possibly a bit curious. The New York Jets head coach was spotted at a Panthers-Hurricanes game wearing a Flyers jersey, until the 'Canes Ice-Girls assisted him with a brand new Hurricanes jersey. For a minute I thought Ryan was gonna pull the unthinkable by putting on a show for the home crowd and doing the 'truffle shuffle'. Instead, he provided us with an image that will scar for life.

Ryan is a walking example of why it's important to work out regularly and eat healthy even at an elderly age, unless you're trying out to be a sumo wrestler of coarse. Although his invite to the Nathan's hot dog eating contest was terminated along with his team, it looks like the loss might have done him some justice, as the contest Ryan should now look into is NBC's The Biggest Loser or perhaps VH1's Celebrity Fit Club. & With 3-years left on his contract in the big apple, it'll be interesting to see if Ryan even attempts to slim down a bit. At the rate he's currently at, Ryan might outweigh his entire offensive line and I wouldn't be surprised if he ends up being the first head coach with a snack bar on the sidelines.
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